||[Apr. 27th, 2009|02:42 pm]
Today was my last day of undergraduate classes. Ever. I just have to take three final exams (three! that's IT!) and then I'm done! I'll have a degree!!!...BUT I feel like I haven't learned anything! SHIT! I hope that my graduate school professors are okay with me not know anything about anything!! BECAUSE I DON'T!
I've also managed to not attend my last undergraduate class ever because of a certain cretin who's in the class and made me cry this weekend.
Fucking exboyfriend! Ugh! Why he gotta be that way?!
Also, I've a sprained ankle. A stiletto wearing bitch decided it would be fun to stomp all over my ankle. Now its all purpley-blue, swollen and it hurts to walk. So I'm sitting up in bed with ice on my foot. Boo! Down with the stilettos! I feel like this is some kind of girly-karma. Its like "You wore flats to a dance! You're comfortable!? FEEL OUR STILETTO REVENGE!!!" Well, I am feeing the revenge, believe me.
I'm going to go read some Ron/Hermione to ease my sorrows, for they are my guilty pleasure.
OH! SPEAKING OF RON/HERMIONE! AND FIC! I have found the first fic I wrote that has any new-gen characters in it. Its totally a joke, a mockery of fandom and JK Rowling, if you will. I wrote it the day after I finished Deathly Hallows, back in the day of "OMG JK EPILOGUE FAIL!" You know, before I embraced the new-gen kids as my own, obviously.
But yeah, if you're in for a laugh, read this stupid thing I wrote. Its basically a mockery of the whole "all was well" thing, and has a million grammatical errors...on purpose. :)
( THIS FIC IS A JOKE! DO NOT BE ALARMED!Collapse )